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A tubular rash is the rash caused by having sexual intercourse with a table. Generally the deeper and harder the penetration, the more severe the rash. This is commonly found in frustrated middle aged men and teenage virgins. The rash is located on the male genitalia and will bleed and puss eventually becoming a sexually transmitted disease capable of having similar symptoms to genital warts.
Person 1: Why is that guy walking weird?

Person 2: Ahh, he's probably got a tabular rash
by tabular basher 7 July 11, 2014
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