Taaj Manzoor 

Taaj Manzoor is a roving ground crew member for low cost airline FlyLo. He was born in Bradford, but his roots trace all the way back to Pakistan, you get me? He loves BMX and Cage Fighting. He is truly against racists, such as Ian Foot. Because of his race, Taaj was added to a list of people Ian Foot feels threaten the security of our country. His chosen faith is George Michael’s and doesn’t like curry, preferring English foods, like pizza or chinese. He was once asked if he had a connection to Al Qaeda, but claimed he never met the guy. Once in a while, he is allowed on pussy wagon duty, meaning he can just cruise round the airport. He is well known for being able to pull girls in an instance. Taaj also is a great liar, being able to create excuses of why the plains are delayed. Some of these include: A volcano has erupted in Bradford and The pilot has parked the plane and forgot where he left it. Taaj aspires to be a movie director, and has already made some hits like Future Cop 200. Overall, Taaj is a great worker and is very loyal to his company FlyLo.

Person A: *Needs help*
Person B: Taaj Manzoor is free, give him a ring.

Taaj Manzoor by BenjameenoDeeno November 9, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008