TMP

The Magic Pussy-

An Acronym for a woman known for being amazing at sex or simply having a vagina that will make you blow your load in a few mintutes

"Yo bro be carfull tonight that chick Tymeka has TMP"

by SlayerPro69 August 26, 2019

TMP

TMP is teh l33t 3char :P

haah

by 248 March 29, 2003

TMP

T olu's
M assive
P enis

The part of Tolu that comes out and makes her a big bitch who never shuts up.

**origin of Mike and Shane

When Tolu acts like a stuck up bitch and never shuts up her TMP is showing.

by chryan kozagee November 29, 2004

TMP

Tolu Massive Penis!!!!!!!

Mike: hey shane look its tmp
Shane: wats a tmp?
Isiash: I love TMP
Mike: Dammit R. kelly
Shane: OOO tolu man penis
Tolu: not funny guys
everyone HAHAHAHAH

by chryan kozagee November 29, 2004

tmp

Text my phone.

tell jay to tmp , i was waiting for a text back.

by roach man October 2, 2020

tmp

Steyr Tactical Machine Pistol. One of the best submachine guns in Counter-Strike. Too many underestimate it though, which is sad, becuase thanks to it's rate of fire, it's very easy to get headshots with it.

*** TMPM45742k4 killed -={fj33r}=-.v1p0r.(nosound).mp3 with a headshot from tmp ***
*** TMPM45742k4 killed ==r00l0rz==m0nk3ysh1t with a headshot from tmp ***
*** TMPM45742k4 killed |x0rz|1337|)00|).0wN4g3^ with a headshot from tmp ***

-={fj33r}=-.v1p0r.(nosound).mp3: OMFG
==r00l0rz==m0nk3ysh1t: what a lucky n00b
|x0rz|1337|)00|).0wN4g3: are you g*y?
TMPM45742k4: STFU tmp 0wnz0rz j00 @$5

by chs February 19, 2004

tmp

A very underrated weapon in Counter-Strike. It is best used at close range, and for clearing out rooms. Because of the recoil and fast rate of fire, the bullets will recoil just enough to hit them in the head.

TMP is rumored to stand for Too Much Pwnage.

by PeaTearGriffin March 14, 2006