A form of arguing when you take the most decisive evidence, sound thinking, and non-debatable logic, and promptly debunk it in the most uncreative, asinine, and ass-backwards way possible without even thinking.
Developed by Quercus Alba, an ambassador for a foreign country, when he was accused of a double-murder on American soil. When questioned and presented with completely undeniable logic and evidence, Alba simply said that they were wrong. He was found not guilty.
Developed by Quercus Alba, an ambassador for a foreign country, when he was accused of a double-murder on American soil. When questioned and presented with completely undeniable logic and evidence, Alba simply said that they were wrong. He was found not guilty.
Cop: You're fingerprints are on the murder weapon, the victim's blood is on your coat, a witness says you did it.
Accused: Nopes. They're wrong.
Cop: CURSES!!! HE'S USING THE ALBA DEFENSE!!!!!!
Accused: Nopes. They're wrong.
Cop: CURSES!!! HE'S USING THE ALBA DEFENSE!!!!!!
by Bugsy McGee May 8, 2011