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Ted Life Matters

After Ted was Not Niced by a really immature person that hurt and mentally abused Mr.Ted

Mr ted was being the goodest boy before being mentally abused and hurt
Ayo What happened was Pretty UnFunny So Lets Do this #TEDLM #TLM
TEDLM by TedWasUnfairlyAbused January 22, 2021
Words you can keep
She's the best person you'll ever met.
She's caring, sweet, a little bestie to take care of.
Such a cutie.
She thinks of herself a normal girl like all the other ones. But she's different.
She'll always be by your side when you need it.
A honest person. She always tells the truth. She can't lie to anyone.
She'll never get into a fight, hurt someone, neither hurt someone's feelings.
She'll always comfort you.
She'll never let you go.
She'll never leave you.
Such a wonderful person.
I'm not lying.
Telma is my bestie, my cousin and my confident.
And I love her.
She thinks she's fat, but she's more like a model!
You can talk with her for hours and never get bored.
God, she's an angel.
She's my angel.
She thinks her crush will never love her.
Her crush is idiot.
He has an angel and even wants more!?
What a disgrace.
She'll find her soulmate soon.
I know it.
But David's not her soulmate.
That's very clear.
If you ever meet a Telma, never let her go.
She'll change your life like anyone did.
She deserves the best.
And I hope she'll find her own angel.
'Cause she's one.
Wow, she is everything, sweet, cute, honest, beautiful, caring...

Then you found a Telma
Related Words
TEDLM telmuun tedsmother Telma tedlee TedLock tedloon tedmark Telmen Telmo
Nurturer, Caregiver. Stubborn at times and strong-willed. Likely to hurt one's feelings if unprepared for brutal honesty but well-intentioned and loving. Loves to laugh but because of past hurts may mask her tenderness by putting up a wall. Once you crack her shell she's a kitty cat. Telma's have a wild side as well - get to know one...
Telma: Great sexy hot booty
Telma by pconsuela October 4, 2012
The most beautiful girl that has a bit of an attitude, tough, smart, hott, nice, helpful, cute, sexy, has envy,greed,pride,lust,gluttony,avarice,likes cute boys, andohas an awesome sense of style! :D
Telmah!
Telmah by GUMDR0P September 10, 2009
A TedLock is a unbreakable hold in which a man of a shy nature cuckholds you with an inch of you life, mercy in his hands and only time to tell, this move was created out of love and hope but when used with malicious intent can be fatal...
"fuck off Joe you stinky little twat" as Ted sneaks behind him and puts him in a hold unreachable by the beta male, smacks his feet to the ground and reaches his arms around Joe's neck as he clenches his left shoulder to the floor, Joe is no longer a human, just road kill a result of years of training and bacon scariness. He has been in a TedLock
TedLock by Markbobcat October 3, 2020
The best boy in the world. He’s so hot and smart. He’s Asian and eats rice.
Bro tedmond is so cool, look at him eating rice!
tedmond by Tedurban11 February 2, 2022
A female badass or dumbass, depending on her surrounds. She has three moods: annoyed, funny or glamorous. And she excels at all of them. You really do not wish to be the victim of one of her stares. Her humour and sense of style however, will leave you glad to have met her.
She did what? I mean I guess that's normal,she is Telmen after all.
Telmen by audettr November 6, 2019
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