T’morning 

“T’morning; that time in which the “night” morphs into the “morning” but you don’t want to call it today as you have yet to go to sleep from yesternight. Used mostly as a farewell or a greeting.

Joe: I should really get going, it’s so late. Goodnight.. er.. Good morning? You know what? T’morning to you!
Sam: T’morning!

T’morning by NesFX January 13, 2019

t'morning 

Also used widely to describe the following morning; used in circustances mirroring tomorrow, (t'morrow).

"I'm headed home. I'll see you t'morning".

t'morning by K Sears September 22, 2005

t'morning 

the time in the day between night and morning (usually between 2 and 5am) that can only be reached when one has stayed up all night

Wow, I drank too much coffee, I'm going to be up until t'morning!

t'morning by AET June 5, 2005

Morning Woodn't 

Waking up next to someone the next morning who is so strikingly hideous that you are unable to become aroused. Antonym: Morning Wood.

John woke up next to a random chick that he had met at the bar and it was found he had a morning woodn't.

Morning Woodn't by Michele March 30, 2004

Morning Won't

When a man wants to have sex in the morning but his partner doesn't.

I woke up with morning wood but she told me to go back to sleep. She had morning won't.

Morning Won't by Ice_Burn April 16, 2022

I don't wake up in the morning for

A sarcastic expression used to communicate veritable nonchalance for a particular activity or thing. This phrase is generally used in conversations aimed at dismantling the positive impact or benefit of saving inconsequential sums of money.

Person 1: Bro, if we hurry and leave for the concert at 7 pm we can get $5 off the price of tickets!

Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.

I don't wake up in the morning for by FrenchOnion February 4, 2024

Tmorning

A shorter better way to say tomorrow morning

See you Tmorning

Tmorning by User0118999881591197253 February 1, 2023