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The original Swisso or Swizzo is derived from revered & famous Nazi hunter "Johnathan Switzerland", Currently living his days out in Madrid, Spain
can be used as a verb: To Swiss
Swiss the fuck off, Hows your swiss, do you swiss, your fuckin swissing it right now, Hey swisso fancy a few jack n jills or a bit of bag.

Can be sung to the words of the U2 song Vertigo: Hello Hello, donde es el sw-i-sso.
Swisso by Swisso June 21, 2007
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SwissSpicious 

A general suspicion of Swiss People and Switzerland.
I am very suspicious of the Swiss--they make me SwissSpicious. I think that they are up to something because they are hidden away up in the mountains with lots of guns and knives.
SwissSpicious by mjgw March 1, 2015

Occam's Scissor 

The simplest, most likely explanation for two chicks who spend all their time together is lesbianism. A variation on Occam’s Razor with respect for the scissoring art form.
"Tammy and Kristy bought Birkenstocks and went to Tulum again; they say it's a spiritual connection"
"Occam's Scissor, they're banging"

scissors theater 

When someone pretends they are opposed to another person, but they are not, and they actually just do it for something.
Based upon the Brazilian series "Teatro das Tesouras", that says that the politicians in the elections only pretend to be against each other, and they do not have an actual ideology, just hunger for power.
Guy: Why is he pretending to defend something? He just wants to have that thing!
Dude: Another actor in the scissors theater.
Slang for Swiss or to do with Switzerland.
Here, have some Swiszo chocolate.
Swiszo by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

The Swiss Cheese Plan 

A long winded way of saying “We don’t have a real plan.”
“Have you heard of the Swiss Cheese Plan?”
“Yeah it sucks, one of the drabbest plans out there, thoroughly needs changing.”
The Swiss Cheese Plan by Cowboy_ August 19, 2021

scissorlift gook 

a chinaman or any flavor of asian that enjoys dressing up as a woman and accepting monetary donations in exchange for sexual favors. they favor being on top and therefore cater mostly to power bottoms
who wouldve guessed that NFL kicker Younghoe Koo was a scissorlift gook?
scissorlift gook by lil kid fucker January 19, 2020
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Respectfully 

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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