Swirl Job
Oh, gee, Hillary, thanks for that magnificent rotation of the tongue. I believe you have perfected your swirl job.
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Swirl Job by Italian Sausage July 31, 2006
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Swirl-job
The act of swirling of the back of the head on a male. The swirling motion is always done in a counter-clockwise motion. Most people have a clockwise swirl, this is the only swirls you can preform this on, if they have a counter-clockwise swirl they are considered EXTREMELY gay. The point of attack is the back of the scalp where there is the least amount of hair.
Guy 1:Dude do you want to give my mom a swirl-job.
Guy 2:I thought that was exceedingly dangerous.
Guy 1:No, that's a Chex-Job.
Guy 2:Oh!
Guy 2:I thought that was exceedingly dangerous.
Guy 1:No, that's a Chex-Job.
Guy 2:Oh!
Swirl-job by allybouudy November 18, 2011
swill job
When a woman pukes during a blow job, and, without pausing to clean up/brush teeth, still manages to take the act to completion.
"I am so bored today, the only way I will survive the afternoon is with a swill job."
"Yeah, hopefully Bara had ribs for lunch."
"Yeah, hopefully Bara had ribs for lunch."
swill job by Paul Cockerton June 3, 2015
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