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The act of preforming oral sex on a woman of choice. Using a swirling motion of the tongue on the clitoris
Girl one: Oh my god during sex last night he went down on me and gave me an amazing swirl job.
Girl two: I could probably do it better.

Swirl-job 

The act of swirling of the back of the head on a male. The swirling motion is always done in a counter-clockwise motion. Most people have a clockwise swirl, this is the only swirls you can preform this on, if they have a counter-clockwise swirl they are considered EXTREMELY gay. The point of attack is the back of the scalp where there is the least amount of hair.
Guy 1:Dude do you want to give my mom a swirl-job.

Guy 2:I thought that was exceedingly dangerous.

Guy 1:No, that's a Chex-Job.

Guy 2:Oh!
Swirl-job by allybouudy November 18, 2011

swill job 

When a woman pukes during a blow job, and, without pausing to clean up/brush teeth, still manages to take the act to completion.
"I am so bored today, the only way I will survive the afternoon is with a swill job."
"Yeah, hopefully Bara had ribs for lunch."
swill job by Paul Cockerton June 3, 2015

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026