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Sweaty Sal 

Often derived as a benchmark for how sweaty you are, this phrase has applied to sweaty men with the name Salvatore or Salvatoray, this is due to the rhythm of both Words starting with 'S'. The unfortunate thing about this is that usually it comes at a cost and the Sals that are named it usually burn and sweat to death. It is advised to take caution when approaching this matter
"Hey sweaty sal, going the mersh tonight'
"his sweating more then sweaty sal at a cricket pitch"
Sweaty Sal by Adzmazing October 11, 2012
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sweaty man salad 

an orgy of men all tangled up in a big pile of homosexual lovin', this will of course make them very sweaty, it is only a true salad if it has at least 7 men, preferably of different races to make it similiar to a salad
dave: yo last night I walked in on my brother and the western all stars basketball team in a total sweaty man salad!

mike: who was invlolved?

dave: Yao Ming, Steve Nash, Tracy McGrady, Dirk Nowitzki, Kobe Bryant, Ray Allen, Kevin Garnett, my brother and even Avery Johnson!

mike: wow that sounds like quite the event to witness

dave: who knew a guy Ray Allen's size could bend in such ways?

sweatysack 

when two testicles come face to face and the sack and scrotum start to shrivvle. The balls collide and the sack remains terribly sweaty.
My friend roman suffers from constant sweatysack during each day of his life.
sweatysack by p.figliano February 21, 2007

Sweatyballsitis 

Sweatyballsitis is a very common but serious condition which involves male’s genitalia excess perspiration due to the skin on skin contact in the groin area
Man it is particularly hot tonight I’m get Sweatyballsitis

Salami Sweat 

The sweat that collects between the shaft and the balls that tends to smell over time; stank dick. Relative to "swamp ass" & "fromunda cheese"
Just worked a double, the salami sweat is real.
Salami Sweat by Jenn_nJooce April 20, 2017