Swagili

The vernacular (slang) of our generation (everyone who reads UrbanDictionary) . The ability to use and the variance of specific words between social circles characterizes and to a degree, segregates groups of individuals. On a universal scale, people who are "with it" can at a minimum understand Swagili, but only the "cool kids" can speak it with confidence.

Mikey P: Yo waddup brah what's good over at ya spot when can I slide with the birds and the loud
Mikey's boy: yo dawg right after my main rides, we lampin

Mikey P (at 7/11 buying Backwoods): yo my nigga lemme get a pack a woods some flame and a three pack of straps

Babu: I am from Pakistan!, I am not African! I cannot pack any forest for you and I am not gonna set it on fire! What is straps!?
Mikey P: Maaaaaann straps! You know the thots dawg, they thirsty so we gotta be strapped up for when it's going down man
Babu: What are you saying! This is not English!

Mikey P: Maan you aint speak the dialect? its Swagili!

by dirtyharry19 July 10, 2016

Swagalicious

When you are so swagger, you need another word for the amount of swag you have

How much swag do you have?
Dude, you know I’m swagalicious!
Really?! That’s so much swag dude!

by MF Girls April 20, 2021

swaghili

noun - one's who's natural presences exhibits so much swag it appears they could actually speak the language of swag. Also the national language of Swagville, USA

Uh, they be ballin' in the d-league. Uh, I be speaking Swaghili

by uknowjaybay September 17, 2013

swahili death hammer

Giant size penis that causes massive destruction to the swahili death hammer sleave

His swahili death hammer made her cry after just the tip was in.

by the delereus November 15, 2013

Rotten Swahili

A Rotten Swahili is when you go down on a nersy chick and based on the smell an/or foreign pubic hair in her vaginal region you can extrapolate that she is in fact a mudshark.

You totally deserve the rotten swahili that my mom gave you the other night bro.

by Ranchgirls February 5, 2021

Swahilian Backslap

swah-hee-lee-an bak-slap When receiving oral while standing, right before ejaculating, the person receiving oral defecates on their hand, and proceeds to slap it on the back of the person who is giving the oral.

Lilly: "So like omg, i was giving head to Billy and right before he came he took a shit in his hand and slapped it on my back!"
Leah: "LMAO he so gave you a swahilian backslap!"

by crumble cakes September 24, 2010

Swagalicous

Anything bursting with Swag.

The Rainbow colored Unicorn is full of awesome swag- it's Swagalicous

by PendrickthevictorianUnicorn April 9, 2015