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Swaazed is another word for being high, lean or totally out of it. After smoking or drinking instead of saying you are pissed you can say you are 'swaazed'
Swazi=weed
Swaze= to blaze ( to go for a swaze)
Swaazed= to be high
I am feeling swaazed.

Let's go for a quick swaze
Got any Swazi

This is a Swazter ( a biffter of a splif)
I am feeling Swazilicious ( the weed is tasty)
When a male rapidly approaches a woman with the look of rape, then stops 3 inches from body and lets the woman feel the power of patrick swayze and melts away. popular from the scene from road house where patrick makes sweet, yet gentle love to his lady above the farm
oh man, steve swayzed the shit out of that girl last night!

she keeps giving me that look, shes gonna get swayzed.
swayzed by ben 'cobra' hansen June 15, 2009

Swayzedog 

Simply a cigarette, named after the famous actor who sucked down several packs during the filming of the oscarworthy film, "Roadhouse", a provocative action movie that takes place in the midwest,about a bouncer that helps to clean up a nightclub called "The Double Deuce" in Joplin, Missouri.
Dude, I'm cravin' some serious nicotine, hand me a Swayzedog.
Swayzedog by Le Dude April 18, 2009

Patrick Swayzed 

To continue to smoke and drink through cancer treatment and act like nothing is wrong with you.
Didn't you quit smoking when you were going through chemo?
Honey, I Patrick Swayzed my way through that shit.
Patrick Swayzed by Downtown ECorp September 3, 2009
One has been "Swayzed" when the word "ditto" is used as a response to a heartfelt offering of love, as Patrick Swayze's character said to his wife/Demi Moore in the 1980s movie, "Ghost".
Demi Moore in Ghost: I love you.
Patrick Swayze in Ghost: Ditto.

Person 1: I think about you all the time
Person 2: Ditto.
Person 1: You just Swayzed me!

Person 1: I love you, boo.
Person 2: Ditto (pause) ... You just got SWAYZED!
Swayzed by Bay Area Person January 9, 2014
To depart from any given location with rapidity. While the more common term Swayze is thought to originate from a parallel between the street slang Ghost (also meaning departing with rapidity) and the Patrick Swayze film Ghost, it is truly a derivative of the term Swayzed.

The true origins of the term lie with the Swayze film Road House, wherein he plays a bouncer, and its parallel to the street slang Bounce.

Therefore, the Swayzed/Bounce/Road House axis is the true origins for the derivative parallel of Swayze/Ghost.
Imma bounce, hit the road, leave the house -- I'm Swayzed.
swayzed by Wuggins August 14, 2006
Swazzed the meaning of being fucked up or not sober.
Krystal I’m gonna get swazzed this weekend.
Swazzed by Jamie sulivan November 16, 2021
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