Sunglasses Ho 

A girl age 16-19 who usually has long blonde or brown hair which she frequently colores, is tan, wears huge sunglasses and has 20+ pairs of them, while driving her convertible car like a dumb shit, wears a lot of makeup and tight short denim shorts with little tanktops with her bikini underneath and of course flip flops in the summer, and acts like a Paris Hilton wannabe.

Nicole: Like wow, did you see Alexis in her car with the other day when those guys were tryin to pick her up??!
Ashley: I know she is such a sunglasses ho...I'm jealous!

Sunglasses Ho by summertimeandthelivinseasy April 12, 2010

Sunglasses Hot 

Someone who appears to be hot..until they take off their sunglasses.

He looks really good in this picture, but he might only be sunglasses hot.

Sunglasses Hot by RodneyC April 19, 2010

HOLY FRICKING SHIT:bangbang: IS THAT A MOTHERFRICKING JOJO REFERENCE?1!1!JOJO IS THE BEST FRICKING ANIME JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS :sunglasses:Yo Angelo! Oh you’re approaching me:question:But it was me, Dio:bangbang::joy: 

1. HOLY SHIT IS THIS A FRICKIN JOJO REFRENECE?!

PERSON 1 Is that a frickin jojo refrence?! HOLY FRICKING SHIT:bangbang: IS THAT A MOTHERFRICKING JOJO REFERENCE?1!1!JOJO IS THE BEST FRICKING ANIME JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS :sunglasses:Yo Angelo! Oh you’re approaching me:question:But it was me, Dio:bangbang::joy: PERSON 2 frickin jojotard...

HOLY FRICKING SHIT:bangbang: IS THAT A MOTHERFRICKING JOJO REFERENCE?1!1!JOJO IS THE BEST FRICKING ANIME JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS :sunglasses:Yo Angelo! Oh you’re approaching me:question:But it was me, Dio:bangbang::joy: by Reimuudesu January 22, 2021