Sumoballer

A SumoBaller is an old guy who hasn't given a fuck since WWII when he killed a Nazi with it. Coined when a guy in the YMCA shower got down to sumo stance and began furiously washing ONLY his balls for three minutes while staring me in the eye. WTF?!

That 73 yr old sumoballer just flipped off my 5 year old and threw a burrito at me.

by Saucier October 17, 2014