Summer Fool's day occurs every year on July 1st. Unlike April fool's day, where you tell lies to trick someone and laugh, Summer Fool's day is the one day of the year where you tell someone the absolute truth without fear of reprucussion. This is the one day of the year where fools can be treated like fools, without the facade of political correctness.
You are really not that funny, you're not very smart either. Every day I have to pretend you are tolerable and mildly likeable, when in reality I can't stand the sight of you. Your mere presence makes me want to throw up in my mouth. Every time I hear your voice it's like an eardropper of acid slowly being released into my ear canal.
Happy Summer Fool's Day!!!
Happy Summer Fool's Day!!!
by Dr Bombay June 16, 2010