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Suffering Capitalism

A variant of capitalism that not only tolerates suffering but actively depends on it to sustain accumulation. Suffering capitalism extracts value from insecurity, illness, debt, addiction, and despair. Private prisons profit from incarceration; pharmaceutical companies profit from chronic conditions; lenders profit from financial desperation; platforms profit from gig workers’ exhaustion. Unlike earlier forms that promised progress and comfort, suffering capitalism offers no exit—it simply makes survival the product. It is capitalism with the mask off: not the invisible hand but the visible fist.
Example: “The for‑profit rehab center had a 90% relapse rate—but that was good for business. Suffering capitalism: healing is not the goal; repeat customers are.”

Suffering Consumerism

Consumerism explicitly organized around alleviating, distracting from, or aestheticizing suffering. Suffering consumerism sells relief from the very anxieties it helps create: sleep aids for the overworked, comfort food for the lonely, retail therapy for the alienated, self‑help books for the exhausted. It also commodifies the spectacle of others’ pain as entertainment (true crime, disaster news) or moral performance (charity merch, awareness bracelets). Suffering consumerism does not end suffering; it repackages it into products that keep the cycle spinning—consumption as temporary anesthetic for a chronic condition.

Example: “She bought a ‘self‑care’ candle, a weighted blanket, and a guided journal—all marketed to ‘anxiety relief.’ Suffering consumerism: selling the cure for a disease the system won’t stop causing.”
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026