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Sucky Boyfriend 

When a boy you are dating doesn't really care about you. He pays more attention to video games than you, forgets your birthday, ditches you to hang with other girls/boys, lies to you, ect.- yet somehow, he makes YOU feel guilty. This is an antonym of love.
YOU:Hey, do you want to do something friday?
SUCKY BOYFRIEND: Nah..I'm playing COD that night

YOU: ohh.. well I guess you don't have to come to my birthday party if you don't want to..
SB: yeah, no, I really don't. Me and Christina are going to the club
YOU: I thought you said you where playing video games..
SB: Huh? yeah, whatever *Hangs Up*
YOu:..... What a sucky boyfriend.
Sucky Boyfriend by amazon1 November 6, 2011
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