Slapping the Salamie, Choking the Chicken, Stroking the Stombolie, Waxing the Weasel, Jerkin the Girkin, Spankin the Beefstick, Jacking the Jimmy Dean, Wacking the One Eyed Wonder Worm.
I walked in on Johnny watching Midget Porn and caught him Stroking the Strombolie!
by longstroke February 28, 2011
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