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A female friend that comes any time when a man tells her to. She also participates in sexual acts without any resistant.
Bloodaz is coming from the club, he's drunk and high and want to let off a load. He calls Samantha for a good time. Samantha is a certified strayee.
Strayee by Beez1don July 2, 2018
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Strapeegery 

To conspire with ones friends in an attempt to strategically urinate in public without being noticed.
My buddies formed a circle around me so I could urinate amongst the see of passers buy. It took a little strapeegery to pull it off, but we got hit done!

Strayer Middle School 

Strayer Middle School, where the pot is endless. Be careful turning the corners, you'll bump into a make-out sesh. Strayer is the only school without doors to the bathrooms. The best part of it all; this one middle school (out of two) is bigger than the one high school for Quakertown. Hoorah!
"Yah man, got any pot?"
"dude, we're in strayer middle school, where isn't there pot?"
"I love it here."



"DON'T BUMP INTO MY LIKE THAT! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M MAKING OUT WITH MY FUCKING BOYFRIEND? !! GOD!"

Strayer Middle School 

The only middle school in Quakertown, where kids have threatened to burn down our school, girls have been sexually assaulted, guys are dicks, and basically everything sucks here. The faculty does nothing, therefore everyone’s out of hand. Strayer Middle School’s dress code is extremely sexist and girls get harassed and there are zero consequences. The only middle school where no one does shit if you’re suicidal or if you were harassed. even if you tell someone in the faculty either of those things, nothing happens. Strayer Middle School is a living hell hole where girls get harassed, people are suicidal, and there’s drugs everywhere but no one cares. :)
“I hate going to Strayer Middle School”

“I know, it sucks here.”

Straysexual 

Where your only sexually attracted to the kpop group straykids
Random Trump Supporter Guy: Sup cutie your hella cute what’s your addy

Me: Sorry mr ugly oompa loompa I’m Straysexual so no thank you
Straysexual by Straykidslover December 21, 2020
strayer- the complete opposite of a flamer.
strayer means very dark, cool, very quiet and doesnt care what anybody thinks.
that guy always acts like a strayer.
strayer by brice bacon July 8, 2011

Strayer middle school 

Strayer middle school..sounds nice, looks nice right? WRONG!! Strayer middle school The school where druggies go, where kids get harassed, where there’s no doors to the bathrooms, where the plumbing sucks. The staff suck at their jobs, a reports someone touching them sexually and guess what nothing happens. Strayer is where kids make bomb threats, where kids smoke weed in the bathrooms, where kids curse out the staff, where kids can do whatever they want whenever they want. The kids are out of control and the staff do nothing. I mean hell the bathrooms smell like mango juul pods because the air freshener they use.. in conclusion if you’re thinking of sending your kid here think again.. or they might turn into a drug addict like everyone else :) oh did I mention everyone talks horribly about each other too friends or not
“Strayer middle school the worst school ever.”
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