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A sexual act performed on holiday that's so disgustingly vile it can't be (or shouldn't be) described or talked out.
'I went all straw donkey last night...'

reply: 'you sick, sick man' usually followed by a look of disgust and a moment of awkward silence.
by Strawless donkey September 26, 2011
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