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Straight Jackin'

Straight Jackin' is the act of making love to ones self, with strictly no female aid. Further still, there can be no existing sexual relationship with a female at the time you are said to Straight Jackin'. In summery, Draining your nuts with No downside whatsoever.

Straight Jackin' can be compared to the notion that you don't pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave, only Straight Jackin' is a far superior ideology in that there is no chance of contracting an std, no money spent, and even more importantly, no female afterthought.

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"Straight Jackin' will save you that Bullshit!" - Crunch (The Big Hit - 1998)
by Pok'er Star May 29, 2011
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straight jockin'

When a person; male or female is all up on the tip(in their business) of another. Most commonly refers to when a guy appears to be all about another guy.
Fred was straight jockin' Mike when he rolled up with his new car!
by Dylan January 10, 2005
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straightmackin

Talking and chatting with girls 24/7. Getting numbers like they're going out of style.
"Guess what I did last night?"

"I'm gonna guess you were straightmackin."
by Nathan Rohlfs September 15, 2011
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