A hideous mf, less respected than the white crayon. Usually a boy, some douche that can't complete the simplest of tasks, let alone the Science essay. Repetitively shunned by all the hot chick's, his hairline and asymmetrical face not really helping the situation. So ugly Photoshop gave up, a StoneyBoi is one of the worst kind of people you'll ever meet. The go-to victim for all the school bullies, as he can hardly pose a threat to earthworms. Always chuckling dirty minded jokes, even his career is more funny than the jokes.
"My lord, no wonder they call him StoneyBoi, I mean, have you heard the petty pick-up lines he snorts up?"
by KrazyKreeker September 8, 2019