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StoneyBoi 

A hideous mf, less respected than the white crayon. Usually a boy, some douche that can't complete the simplest of tasks, let alone the Science essay. Repetitively shunned by all the hot chick's, his hairline and asymmetrical face not really helping the situation. So ugly Photoshop gave up, a StoneyBoi is one of the worst kind of people you'll ever meet. The go-to victim for all the school bullies, as he can hardly pose a threat to earthworms. Always chuckling dirty minded jokes, even his career is more funny than the jokes.
"My lord, no wonder they call him StoneyBoi, I mean, have you heard the petty pick-up lines he snorts up?"
StoneyBoi by KrazyKreeker September 8, 2019
Words you can keep

stonebone 

When two people people, most like stoners, come to a general understanding that they will smoke and then bone each other. can be a term used with friends with benefits or simply with your girlfriend or boyfriend.
"Stonebone tonight?"
"Hell ya, you bring the blunt, and I got the condom".
stonebone by Gyp$y October 5, 2011

Stonebriar Centre 

Stonebriar Centre is a shopping mall located at the intersection of SH 289 (Preston Road) and SH 121 in Frisco, Texas (USA). It contains six major department store anchors, a 24-screen movie theater, an NHL size ice arena, and a total of 165 tenants renting over 1,630,000 square feet (151,000 m2) gross leasable area.
However, now teenagers go there, cause ruckus, and smoke, hoping not to be caught by the mall cops.
-Let's go smoke outside Stonebriar Centre!
-What if the mall cops catch us?
-Then we run in and get kicked out of all of the stores!
-Yeah!

stoneroids

Polaroids taken of people smoking pot, usually used to hide one's smoking habits from parents who like to develop pictures using traditional cameras.
"Our stoneroids came out excellent in this lighting."
stoneroids by flores negras January 2, 2009

Stoneboarding 

Going Snowboarding High/stoned...

can be done blatantly (smoking a blunt in front of the lodge)

stealthily: smoking a joint on the chairlift

or AwesomALY: Hotboxing the "ganjala" Gondala
dude i went stoneboarding with sarles and austin and i felt like i was flying
Stoneboarding by citysmoker420 January 16, 2009

stoneyholme 

If you cherish your life do not go to this part of Burnley.
Footy in stoneyholme........??I'll pass on that one mate
stoneyholme by DarcyCampbell June 9, 2018

Stoneyford 

it be a small village just outside the city of Lisburn, in Northern Ireland. Mostly known as a farming community, so there are lots of cows, there are even a fews horses here and there.
Stoneyford's Resivour is the villages main attraction, which brings fishers together from far and wide, yet if there are any actual fish there it is still a mystery.
Yet it's name might emply a rather 'stoney' place, there seems to be more cows than stones inhabiting the place, which is a pleasant surprise to visitors.
Jerry the Petrologist: i think i might go to Stoneyford, in Northern Ireland for a short hoilday, it sounds like an excellent place to go see some mighty fine looking rocks!

Patrick the carnivore: Trust me, you would hate it. Urban dictionary told me it had more cows than rocks, sounds a bit more like my dream holiday.
Stoneyford by oxjoshleighox July 30, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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