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Stinky Willy 

A penis that smells 'bad'. The smell can resemble many off-putting things, like cheese, fish, sweaty clothing, or anything else that smells rotten. It is considered unattractive and gross, especially when one is near a stinky willy, for example, when in sexual intercourse. A stinky willy usually occurs when one does not wash ones self for many days, or after eating a stinky meal like a curry, or doing large amounts of exercise without washing. A stinky willy can be remedied by having a good wash, and spraying deodorant in the groin area. The equivalent for a woman is a fishy pussy.
I fancied this guy so much, but after smelling his stinky willy, I dumped him.
Stinky Willy by HeadingWest August 14, 2011

Stinky Willy 

A stinky willy is when you masterbate on the toilet whilst having a shit and fall face first onto the floor shit on your own cock and just as you are about to climax you get a wiff of your shit and climax in your own mouth
Scott: 'Preforms a Stinky Willy'

Scott's Mum: SCOTT WHY IS THERE SHIT ON YOUR COCK AND CUM IN YOUR MOUTH ARE YOU ON BENEFITS.

Scott: 'Precedes to cry and choke on his own semen'
Stinky Willy by Willywillyboy126969 February 12, 2022

stank willy 

A person who behaves in a manner that causes one to make the same face they would make in the presence of an actual dick that reeks.
Guy 1: Ok guys, I've got the first round.
Group: Cool.
Guy 2: Ok man, here's the money for my drink...
Guy 1: Don't be a fucking Stank Willy man! I said I've got it.
stank willy by XBroseidonX June 18, 2017

Stinky willy 

If you want to perform the sexual act stinky Willy, all you need to do is to find a friend to gangbang a sick whore with. make your friend lick your balls, then stick them into her waxy ear and your friend fucks the sick whore in the ass with his balls.
Hello bud, do you want to gangbang this sick bitch?
Hell yeah faggot let's do the stinky willy!
OOOOH yeah my brother.
Stinky willy by hunthah8er69 January 30, 2019

i will stick my penis in your eye 

insult, used by a male to denote distaste or anger towards a male or female...great for shock value
Dark Raven Omega: Suck me tender
Mister Lucipher: I will stick my penis in your eye

stickwilly 

What your grandmother on your dad's side may call a penis.
Me whenever I use her restroom:
Grandmother: Remember to shake your stickwilly after you use the restroom!
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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