Top definition
A town that no one is able to pronounce the name of, unless they live there.
People of the world wide web,
it is pronounced Stanton. Ignore the u. Silent u.
That is all.
1. Downtown Staunton, Virginia is an allright place.
by Paula Lupay December 15, 2010
Get the mug
Get a Staunton, Virginia mug for your friend Bob.
Staunton is a small town in western Virginia, at the crossroads of I81 and I64. Incest is rampant, and teen pregnancy is rampant. Most girls have their first child before they are 18 years old.

Staunton also has the second highest use of methamphetamine in the country,... tooth decay is not uncommon

The school system is sub-par, and most of the people that live there will never be able to leave the community which they were born in. Nobody comes to visit Staunton on account that there is nothing to see but a depressed run down city.

The two biggest employers are wal-mart and a mental institution called "western state"
"You're from Staunton, Virginia? You must a hick."

"What is there to do on friday night? Lets go to walmart!"

"You're from Staunton, Virginia? how many babys did you have before you were 20 years old? only three?!"

"How many times have you left Staunton in the past decade? Never."
by DallasCowboysFan1992 May 12, 2012
Get the mug
Get a Staunton, Virginia mug for your Aunt Jovana.