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(Anything) Unfathomably powerful. Many fictional characters like Goku, Superman, the Flash, Saitama, Mewtwo, Kirby, Dante and Kratos are all prime examples of staulchness. This also applies politically socially, implying individuals such as Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump are staulch, and MLK's "I have a dream speech" is staulch due to it's sheer impactfulness. A group of staulch individuals are effectively referred to as "staulchers."
The Sun is a staulching force, and maintains all activity within our solar system.
Staulch by Jelousin' January 19, 2018
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Staunch Ballbag 

An alcoholic drink which consists of a hot pint glass fresh out of the dishwasher (or run under the water of a sink at its hottest setting) filled to the brim with rack/well gin, and consumed as a shot.
"Our friend said he'd have a shot of anything - so we conspired with the bartender to fix him up with a Staunch Ballbag"

"Holy shit, Josh drank a whole Staunch Ballbag - he's going to die"
Staunch Ballbag by stankybferrigno October 18, 2012
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Staunch Cunt 

Staunch Cunt: to be built or tough or generally a hardcore cunt
i went at him and knocked him down like a staunch cunt
Staunch Cunt by Bevdogg August 7, 2011
(Bogan Australia slang term)

To adopt a pose (usually with one’s fists between their legs) and intense stare with the purpose of intimidating or degrading a weaker individual.
Jackson hunches his shoulders over and flexes his arms inwards so his fists hover just inside his out-turned knees. He locks manic eyes with Tom.

Tom: “Oh shit, cunt’s fuckin staunching me. I feel like such a shitcunt beta”
Staunch by Shut up smelly Reddit boy November 27, 2019
1. very loyal and committed - adjective

2. Stop or restrict - verb
1. He was a staunch supporter of the cause

2. The medic staunched the flow of blood from the wound
staunch by Haruspex August 9, 2008

Henry Stauch 

The perfect child. Won three track state events for Colorado. Got into middle school All State Choir for Colorado 2 years in a row. Known for shouting ‘Bo, Bo, Bo’ with geography enthusiast and local good boy Zach ‘The Whopper’ Rojo. Also known for almost winning Scripps National Spelling Bee. Ladies, get ready to flirt, ‘cause as of recently he’s single! Henry got into District Honor Choir as well as District Band. Got into A Capella for Sunset Middle School. He should be president.
That kids a real Henry Stauch.
Henry Stauch by Allah God Jesus Bo September 18, 2019
To be very strongly in favour of British traditions, specifically in regards to Rangers Football Club and Unionism.

Can refer to behaviour or a person's characteristics, or even items.
Very staunch lock screen you've got there
Ross is staunch as fuck, absolutely hates the tarriers
Staunch by KS1872 December 2, 2020