Statch Snatch

A derogatory term for a young Male or Female(in this case female) that is below the legal age of 18 but looks, acts, and dresses much older and is desireable to men who ARE older; a fine piece of ass that is just drastically too young for someone my age (example: 16 yearold female- 22 yearold male)

Dude that girl Allyson, she is a fine piece of statch snatch.
If I wasn't 21 I would so go after that statch snatch.

by Michael Silvia October 5, 2007

Snatch Snatch

The act of stealing another man's girlfriend.

looks like he pulled the snatch snatch.

by ROCKFORD CREW May 24, 2011

Snatch that snatch

(v.) Phrase used to tell your friend to go pick up a certain girl before his friend or someone else does.

"Bro, you better snatch that snatch before someone else does"

or, "Im gonna snatch that snatch"

by dboifresh July 3, 2011

Snatch that snatch

(v.) Phrase used to tell someone to pick up a girl before his friend or another person tries to.

"Bro, you better snatch that snatch before someone else."

OR, "Im gonna snatch that snatch."

by Dboifresh July 3, 2011

grab-a-snatch

the grappling of a person's genitalia (by oneself or another); if such grabbing is unwanted or unsolicited, then it constitutes a sexual assault

cf Donald Trump: "... grab them by the pussy..."

Trump bragged he often committed grab-a-snatch assaults on women he found attractive.

by Eppypotamus June 23, 2019

Thatch Snatch

A vagina that is comparable to Margaret Thatcher's. Not the alive and well Margaret Thatcher Snatch, the dead and rotting Margaret Thatcher snatch. Hence the term, Thatch Snatch.

Becky smells like you got a little Thatch Snatch going on down there.

by Mac Long Dong June 3, 2013

bald snatch

A completely shaved adult pubis

Veronica: " I going to take a razor to my female and have a bald snatch".
Cynthia: "Wea - I know guys find a bald snatch a major turn-on".

by Mr.Tissue February 22, 2018