Starfleet Commander

A term used mostly sarcastically to mock someone for a mistake or doing something stupid, similar to how "genius" can be used.
It comes from the popular series "Star Trek", however as a Starfleet Commander makes little sense as a actual position, so it is usually used as a insult or by genuine Starfleet Commanders.

This also adds to the humor of calling someone a Starfleet Commander as it is a position that sounds fancy, though it does not make any sense.

"Guy 1 - I heard Tyler got promoted to Starfleet Commander after he slipped and put his foot through the house roof last weekend.

Guy 2 - Yeah, what an idort"

Starfleet Commander by firstkipchak March 21, 2010

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starskeet cummander

A sorority girl who has taken more facials than anyone else this semester. Granting her the title of StarSkeet Cummander as well as the fame and privelage deserved of any over achieving Thot.

After Jen took a Jizz Jacuzzi with over half of the schools basketball team , she was appointed StarSkeet Cummander of the marching band.

starskeet cummander by PABLOW FRESHCOBAR March 3, 2019

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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