stale ham sandwich

Someone who is lame, boring, or lack luster. One who has no excitement in their life.

Steve is such a stale ham sandwich. He never wants to go to the bar.

by Mountain Penguin March 20, 2018

Stale ham sandwich

A Stale Ham Sandwich is someone who has utterly fucked up. This person is so much of a disgrace to human society that they have been labeled as the lowest of the food chain.

Alex: Did you hear about Liz and Hunter getting together right after she broke up with me?

Xzander: Yeah man that was rough, what a hoe.
Synergy: Totally, she is lower that the juices at the bottom of a trash bin. She is such a stale ham sandwich!

by CuteKeys April 14, 2019