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Stacey Campfield is a douche that no woman would want to clean her vagina with.
Darliene: "Oh god, Janet! My vagina smells horrible!!!!!!!!!!!
Janet: "Well...maybe you need to douche?"

Darliene: "It is possible. What kind would you recommend?"
Janet: "Most likely something that smells summer fresh. However, under no circumstances, must you clean your puss puss with a Stacey Campfield douche! No woman should let him near her vajayjay!!!

And no woman ever will....
by Kitty Muffin Man! October 17, 2013
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