1) A stoned stooge.

2) A cross between three stooges type of humour, and cheech and chong style humour.
Look at the Three Stonges over there! They look so stupid!
by Mark McBass September 30, 2017
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The most powerful man in the world. He is the best living thing this planet will ever see. More knowledge dwells in his brain than in any other being in the universe. Nobody can stop him.
Person 1: "Yo, who's that over there? he's radiating so much raw energy I can't see him clearly!"
Person 2: "Oh, that's just Stonge."
by SneedleBot12 January 9, 2020
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When you party so hard and get so drunk on the first night of a short vacation that your so hung over or so exhausted the next day that it ruins the rest of your vacation.
I didn’t get out of bed until 5:00 in the evening today because I Stonged to hard last night.
by Bum783 January 11, 2019
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A poker for a Marijuana water pipe. Bong+stoker
Dude, pass me the stong-I can't get a hit.
by Slayerog November 3, 2018
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Being intoxicated by use of high grade or medicinal marijuana.
Getting stonged is to smoke or ingest marijuana through food. It is sometimes misused in the phrase (stonged up)
by leftoutboy August 20, 2011
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A combination of the words "stun" and "dong," it literally means stunning penis but in practice is more often used in place of the word strong. When used in place of strong, stong either implies an association with or jokingly refers to a stunning penis or implies male dominance in general. Stong is a form of sexual innuendo and can be used as a noun or adjective.
adjective use: "I have a stong pimp hand" implies male dominance whereas the phrase "I have a strong pimp hand" only implies superiority.

literal use: "He wants to show you all his stong."

sexual innuendo: "This statue looks stong" directing the listener to check out the statue's genitals.
by kaw_pro September 30, 2009
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