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St. Bernards High School

A school with the biggest hardos you'll ever meet. Fake preppy kids steal cookies at lunch even though they throw fifties around at parties. There are like 3 people in the whole school who can actually throw a half decent party. People here throw more shade than ray bans. The water in bathrooms is probably poisonous. There are zero black teachers. Our sports teams are almost as trash as the school building. The meatball subs are soggier than wet cheeseballs with blanch sauce.
Guy 1: You go to St. Bernards High School?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: You're a faggot.

Guy 2: Accurate.
St. Bernards High School by 69$$ March 20, 2017

St.Bernard Junior High & High School 

St.Bernard (also known as SBEP) is a horrible school. Please don't send your children there. There are fights almost every day there. A girl got jumped by a whole family! Poor girl.. They give you work and an article on how to do the problems (especially in math) and expect you to do it. No explaining at all... :( There are roaches and bedbugs. I saw a bedbug crawling on a locker once. The food is gross. They serve us milk from 2004. WE HAVE PROOF! The teachers are disrespectful for no reason. Lets say there's a fight..ok. The principal punishes the whole school because of it! I swear it's sooooo stupid there. There's so much more I can talk about but I have to go to my locker bye :)
St.Bernard Junior High & High School is a bad school!
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