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Squowzers 

Squowzers is a mixture of the words squeelo and wowzers. It can be used to happily say hello, or when in shock, to just blurt it out!
1. Squowzers I can’t believe that just happened!

2. Congradulations on the car, like squowzers!
Squowzers by unicornmagic1 June 16, 2018
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grape squeezers 

Jeans for men that make a moose knuckle so tight your berries turn purple.
Those grape squeezers are so tight his nads are gonna pop!
grape squeezers by felipe2028 January 22, 2020

penis squeezers 

That sexy babe is so hot I wanna fuck her big penis squeezers and cum in her cleavage.
penis squeezers by tpirman1982 December 7, 2006

Licktastic Squeezers

1) Lucious Female Boobs
2) Perfect for licking and squeezing
I instantly imagined drizzling chocolate syrup on her licktastic squeezers.
I imagined doing things to them that would be illegal in other countries.
Bathing suits show off licktastic squeezers.
I cannot wait to see Jessica Alba's licktastic squeezers.

Julius Squeezers 

George: "Dude... Luke! Did you see Hailey's boobs??"
Luke: "Those were some Julius Squeezers..."
Julius Squeezers by lukepook September 19, 2021

Weiner Squeezers 

Skinny jeans worn by mainly punk/emo/scene guys who have trouble with their penises constantly being squished.
"Ugh, these jeans are such weiner squeezers! I hope I can at least attract some chicks with these ball huggers!"
Weiner Squeezers by TessiixX January 12, 2010

weasel squeezers

I wear baggies over my weasel squeezers for my urban assaults.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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