The theory that someone will get nervous and scared when about to ask someone out. They squirm and worry when not knowing whether the other person will say yes or no
Guy 1 : Man you ask out jenny yet
Guy 2 : Nah im kinda worried she'll say no
Guy 1 : Oh you are proving that squirmin worries theory
Guy 2 : wtf
Guy 1: ya you're worried about losin her so you're squirming and worrying
Guy 2 : whatever
Guy 2 : Nah im kinda worried she'll say no
Guy 1 : Oh you are proving that squirmin worries theory
Guy 2 : wtf
Guy 1: ya you're worried about losin her so you're squirming and worrying
Guy 2 : whatever
by The wise Oracle May 26, 2011
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