Spousta 

Comes from german meaning "love for cock". It has changed over the years and is now a slang for a sex position in which the male lies on his back ad the woman on top of him saluting Hitler. If one is called a Spousta, it can also mean that one has an unreal rack. It is meant as a compliment and one should immediately go bang whoever said it.

Look at her doing the Spousta on him.
Damn girl, you are a Spousta and have an nice ass

Spousta by Leader of the Agronauts March 9, 2011

McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program 

McKevitt Trucking's dating service. Usually consisting ex-wives (or sometimes, husbands) of such truck drivers. There is a head "John" working at the company.

Since the company trucks are governed at granny speed, and the driver's don't have time to date anyone, it's no wonder there's such a service to these drivers that don't have time for lot lizards.

Brian: I didn't know about the McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program...
Dave: Cool! Rosco's wife involved?
Brian: Yup! Up for a threesome!
ROSCO: Can have her... I'm getting a new seat cover through the program...

McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program by Damn Damn Danno October 5, 2005

spousal eunuch 

A spousal eunuch is virtually identical to the 'spousal unit', but without the sex. Unlike ordinary eunuchs, spousal eunuchs usually have existing and potentially functional genitalia, but have stopped fucking their significant other for reasons which do not pertain to physical endowment.

I've been banging this married chick because her spousal eunuch can't get a boner without first being subjected to sexual domination. How refreshing it must be for her to get laid by a dude who doesn't have a ball gag lodged in his cake hole!

spousal eunuch by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 20, 2010

spousal unit 

Good generic term for your husband, wife or partner, especially when you don't want to mention a specific name in your blog or novel (or you can't remember.)

My spousal unit is really annoying today.

spousal unit by PsychoPuppyDad January 8, 2009

spouseapedia 

1) When your spouse is a wealth of information, much of it useless but sometimes entertaining.

2) When your spouse thinks he or she is a bleepin knowitall.

1) D: Did you know that the nobel prize is named after the person that invented dynamite?
M: No, did you look that up online?
D: No, Brett's a frickin Spouseapedia.

2) D: Did you get that bike after all?
M: No, Mike's such a frickin spouseapedia!

spouseapedia by Leif February 2, 2009

Spousal Arousal 

The very welcome sense of excitement when one is turned on by one's partner. It often occurs suddenly and unpredictably after long periods of the couple's intimate complacency. It can sometimes happen when one of the partners mistakes his or her spouse for another person.

Felicia: "What's that look for?"

Horatio: "Your shoulders look really nice today."

Felicia (purring now): mm mm spousal arousal, huh?

Horatio (panting now); Uh huh.

Spousal Arousal by Cirdellin January 12, 2010

spousal reflux 

When other people's normal everyday activities do not irritate you unless the other person performing the action is your spouse. Symptoms often include a throwuppie taste in your throat when your mate performs a minor function around you like chewing or breathing. There is no cure for Spousal Reflux except for suffocation or decapitation and these are illegal. Sufferers often dull symptoms by drinking until they can’t hear or see.

Watching and listening to Lloyd eat a bowl of almonds last night gave my the worst Spousal Reflux, I can still hear him crunching.

spousal reflux by dearfrannie.com July 2, 2009