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Sport Fart 

A extremely potent Fart produced by eating specfic food and/or drink for the purpose of enhancing the smell or amplifyling the sound level of said fart.

Points are earned for the number of people that react. Bonus points are earned for inaudible sport farts and those that cause people to vacate the area.
Noun: I was really annoyed by the crowded conditions on the subway so I had bolied eggs and milk for lunch so I could cut a sport fart on the way home.

Verb: Heather and I enjoyed sport farting at the ballet to watch people fidget.
Sport Fart by SportFarter July 13, 2009
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Fart spot 

It is a location that you chill in and fart in. It is typically on the floor of a very crowded mall. And activities to do at the fart spot include: people-watching, farting, burping, spitting boba on the walls, eating chicken, chilling, talking.
Hey, do you wanna chill at fart spot? I'm hungry, let's get chicken and sit there.
Fart spot by snitface October 1, 2016