Splike 

To Take Without Meaning To; To Steal On Accident

"You ever been in the club and knew you were gunna splike another niggas bitch off?"

"I spliked this lighter from you last week, sorry."

"I spliked my moms credit card, shes gunna kill me!"

Splike by HeartbreakAye April 12, 2010

trench spike 

A weapon used during WWI to stab peoples in the brains. Also, an exceedingly good anti-zombie invasion weapon.

!) Zhe Germans are coming. Do you have your trench spike?

2) Zhe Zombies are coming. Do you have your trench spike?

trench spike by Vladimir McCools October 23, 2007

Splicer 

Someone who modifies thier genetic code through the use of plasmids.Will do anything for just a little bit of ADAM,the genetic material the everybody wants,and everybody needs.

"We can't be havin' splicers now,can we"
-Atlas

Splicer by Razastyle_blah August 12, 2008

reticulating splines 

Nonsense technobabble used in a production context.

Reticulating splines started off as an in-joke at Maxis and grew to fame with the widespread popularity of The Sims. While it does have a "real" meaning, this definition isn't actually correct in the context of its use. It's really a programming joke.

Reticulating splines is essentially filler. Don't want to describe what's holding up the program? It's reticulating splines. Why isn't the Internet working? The splines aren't reticulated. Heck, don't want to explain your calculus assignment? We're reticulating splines this week.

See also processor gremlins for the computer hardware equivalent.

Sorry the video took so long to upload. Reticulating splines took hours!

reticulating splines by ndm13 April 21, 2015

Spikey hair mothafucka 

A spikey Is referred to an individual typically in their teens who prefer that type of hair style. Although a spikey hair motherfucker is not just limited to the hairstyle itself but more importantly the attitude that comes with it. A spikey would typically hang around spots such as mini-marts and 7-11's smoking a few blunts while eating chips and drinking beer. They brag to other people about how they're big time hustlers just because they haven't paid back the five dollars that was borrowed from a friend. In most cases experiencing "spikey stages" is normal but should definitely come to a hault upon graduating high school. Unfortunately, most people never snap out of spikey stages and are referred to as spikey hair mothafuckas.

Spikey #1: "Yo bro lemme getta five for this blunt."

Spikey #2: "na yo chill out, last time I paid for your Chinese and that shit was $5.75. Its not about the money, I'm just saving up for my brand new Beemer that I'm about to cop."

Spikey #1: "damn yo that shit was like 2 days before my birthday and on your birthday I got you an $8 cheeseburger at that restaurant...yo bro just throw in a five this time and I'll forget about the difference."

Spikey #2: "fuck it yo, I really gotta burn. Here's the $5 and make sure you buy some good shit."

Later spikey #1 approaches his crew and says "yo I hustled the shit outta this kid today, yo that herb paid for my Chinese food and he threw me $5 to smoke. I'ma hustla, I be gettin money yo. Ain't nobody on ma level fuck all the haters!"

Person #3: you're a "spikey hair mothafucka" get off the spikey streets!

Spikey hair mothafucka by RickCross December 2, 2011

Gronk Spike 

the action of forcing an object (usually a football) into the ground with tremendous force as a way of celebration or because you re fucking hammered and felt like doing it anyway....

Rob caught the ball in the enzone and celebrated running over Darrel Revis with a Gronk Spike.

Chris got pissed after John beat him in beer pong so he Gronk Spiked his beer in anger.

Gronk Spike by SagerRawDogs November 29, 2011

cold spike 

To copy homework with no understanding of how to do it. Typically accomplished in the 10 minutes before said homework is due.

Originates from the Colorado School of Mines, where cold spiking is so revered that every year they award a prize for the best spiker.

Hey Jeremy! Let me cold spike your thermo or I'll beat you bloody.

cold spike by Spjorkster March 10, 2005