Splendid Splenda

This is an arts-n-crafts project with scissors so don't let the kiddies try this one. Everybody has or has had "the girl next door" at some point. Take an empty resealable bag of Splenda, cut a hole in it for your shaft, ring the girl's door bell and when she answers, say, "Hey, can I borrow some Splenda? I'm all out." Once the last letter of "out" leaves your mouth, open the bag and reveal the prize inside. Your day should now get exponentially better. :)

He had been talking to this chick his whole life because he lives next door to her. So, he finally grew a pair and gave her (or pulled a) Splendid Splenda.

by Dr. House Call August 4, 2010

Splendid

Great; amazing

- Thomas, I am a bit concerned about this recent stock market fiasco.
- Nigga, we sell crack.
- Splendid.

by Kwombat November 10, 2020

perfectly splendid

Little girl in The Haunting Of Bly Manor

This room is perfectly splendid

by yfnwale October 15, 2020

splendid

adjective meaning wonderful! great!

-how was the sex?
-splendid!

by kalahiwa February 17, 2007

Splendid

One of the 5 wives from mad max fury road. Has Blonde hair with streaks of very light blonde and dark blonde throughout her hair. Has sparkling blue eyes and a few scars on her face from self harm. She is the first wife to get pregnant with a baby she doesn't want. Is very brave, risking her life multiple times for her friends.

Capable:He won't hurt us he NEEDS us
The Splendid Angahard:Oh he'll hurt us alright

We call her leader, but he calls her The Splendid Angharad.

by Athena Karathan November 21, 2019

Splendid_CoolDude

Despite splendid_cooldude seeming like a self absorbed asshole, he is, actually, a cool dude. He’s very cool, I love him.
Also referred to as Splendid

Guy one: Did you hear about Splendid_CoolDude?
Guy two: yeah he’s so cool

by Not gunmancarl June 30, 2023

pat, pat, splendid, THWAP

A reference to the infamous fisting scene in the film, Caligula, in which Caligula pats the arse of a young man, pronounces it splendid and then buries his wrist in it.

Use in any case where it seems fit.

Generally quoted whenever the words pat or splendid are used or any references to patting

by D March 31, 2004