Spifmderman 

Adj/noun/verb • {spif-m-dur-man} • the word of which can describe or name how you feel, what you are doing and how something is.

The word 'Spifmderman' can also be an alteration to spiderman if you've just had your wisdom teeth pulled out and/or have been punched in the jaw and your doctor decides to stuff cotton balls in your mouth.
The beauty of this word is that no one really knows what you mean so it's a great basis for best friends to create code words and such.

Life is like so spifmderman.
Do you like spifmderman?
I spifmdermaned him.

He looks so spifmderman
Im so Spifmderman right now!!!
Do you even spifmderman?

Spifmderman by Aspiring World Revolutionizer. January 6, 2013

spiderman and elsa

A fucking terrible thing that should end now

Bob:The spiderman and elsa videos are fucking terrible right billy
Billy: for damn sure the people that run the channels that post those should end

spiderman and elsa by Frydtost December 19, 2018

spiderman thread 

A message board posting technique designed to end or derail threads that its user finds uninteresting or lacking productive discussion. This technique involves posting screencaps from the 1967 Spider-Man cartoon series with humorous captions unrelated to the original thread topic. The user generally initiates a Spiderman thread with captions intended to declare that the original thread topic will no longer be discussed. Occasionally, additional users contribute to the derailing with their own screencaps of Spider-Man. Frequently used on 4chan's various message boards, where the technique originated. Generally used to derail threads about incest or "wincest."

Wincest? That's a funny way to say Spiderman thread.

spiderman thread by AntonioCastagnoli May 26, 2013

Emoji Spiderman 

An emoji Spiderman 👊💦😜 is when you text your friends about how you climaxed in your hand and threw it in someone's face.

Emoji Spiderman - ah man I didn't need to see how you Spiderman'd some chick last night.

Emoji Spiderman by Fatterry November 25, 2017

Reverse Spiderman 

The act of preforming a sex act where you dangle from the celling while you fling semen into your partners vaginal cavity. Only a few individuals are able to preform this stunt correctly.

Ouugh please do Reverse Spiderman on me Jario

Reverse Spiderman by not...daniel April 26, 2021

Spiderman 

Your local idiot who sprays silly string from the top of skyscrapers and thinks he can fly

Emma Stone: Look! It’s a jumper *girly scream*
Jamie Foxx: Nah it’s just that drunk spiderman

Spiderman by uvogin May 21, 2022

mexican spiderman 

Like regular spiderman except way shittier and poorer. And his girlfriend's name is Maria Juanna or some shit.

Jose did you see that episode of mexican spiderman last night?

mexican spiderman by PhillipD33zNutZ May 10, 2018