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Sperm Wars

An intense competition that spans over roughly nine months. A group of men ejaculate into a cup and afterwards the mens' semen is mixed. A female volunteer is then inseminated by the mixed semen and nine months later when the volunteer gives birth, the baby's physical appearance as well as DNA(to be certain) is compared with each of the players. The player who is the baby's father is the winner.

Note: For optimal results, players of different races are recommended.
Lets settle this over sperm wars.
by SpermWarrior January 16, 2011
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Sperm Wars

When men play a game of tag by ejaculating on eachother
oh shit did you just cum on me?”
yeah bro! it’s sperm wars! you’re it! no tag backs!”
by domtopgothmomgf September 4, 2021
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spermware

When your computer is slow as fuck from all the viruses and spyware you get from porn and jerking off around and on your computer, you get spermware.
IT: How can i help you sir?
You: Oh my computer is really slow, I don't know whats wrong with it
IT: From just looking at your bowers history I think your computer has spermware! Yep no doubt about it.
by AntiDevil23 June 21, 2016
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