Spank dandy

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A glamourous boy who's known to masturbate on the spot at the mere sight of another man whilst maintaining his devotion to fashion and the gay lifestyle. A spank dandy likes nothing more than to twirl around the living room of his condo dressed only in his best animal print panties while giving himself the old finger funhouse treatment.

Bro 1: Dude, can you believe that spank dandy just whipped it out and started slapping his meat stick when we passed that homeless man on Main Street? Josh has got to get that shit under control.

Bro 2: At least he dresses nice. But what's up with those tight ass pants? I can almost count his nut hairs!

Spank dandy by Chaos_273 September 4, 2015

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Spank Daddy

A man that likes his girl's/wife'sass so much that he can't help but spank her booty when she bends over or walks by.

Spank Daddy likes my tush so much he gives me a smack every chance he gets.

Spank Daddy by oneluckyjinx May 21, 2009

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Spank Daddy

Spank Daddy is usually a Dominate male that uses spanking for pleasure and punishment on willing adult submissives

I am Spank Daddy, get over my knee as you have been bad

Spank Daddy by Spank Daddy Canada December 19, 2024

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spank daddy shop

your online shopping for Spank Daddy merchandise and SpankDaddy approved fetish tools. Flogger, paddle, restraints, crops, spank, daddy, spanking. Check out the one stop shopping experience for sex toys

lets go to spank daddy shop and order a 200 fall flogger made with real leather and lots of other toys. www.spankdaddyshop.com

spank daddy shop by Spank Daddy Canada December 28, 2024

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spank me daddy

a phrase used by the woman during sex when she wants the man to spank her ass
specifically used for males that have a daddy kink

ahh! please! spank me daddy!

spank me daddy by that name is already used December 31, 2018

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spank me daddy

A word that is used in sex. (Usually) The female gender usually used the term.

Spank me daddy! Oh yeah is that all you got HARDER!

spank me daddy by ThatDankMemeGuy July 31, 2016

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Spank Me Harder Daddy

Daddy ( ur sexual lover) will spank you because you have been a naughty girl recently.

Grill: Oh daddy I'm so sorry that I couldn't keep it going longer.
Daddy:You deserve a spanking young girl.
(Slap, Slap)
Grill: Oh yes, spank me harder daddy.

Spank Me Harder Daddy by IceWallowCome6969696969 January 31, 2019

leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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