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Spagulli 

Etymology: A fake Italian word, originated due to the fact that it kinda sounds like something a stereotypical angry Italian might yell at you when you back into his cab.

1. Literally: A pasta dish, consisting of spagulli noodles, much like spaghetti.
2. An insult, with no particular implications.
"That guy was a freakin' spagulli."
"Some spagulli runs the Pizzaria on 5th."
"I'ma bash that spagulli's face in 2 seconds, I swear to gad."
"Pass the spagulli."
Spagulli by Chompy McWhacka November 21, 2004
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Seagullin'

When you are in a nightclub and are trying to find a potential treat to feast on so like a seagull you make your way to higher ground, the balcony, and along with your drink in hand begin to scan the dance floor.
Guy #1: Ah mate, did you see William Seagull last night, how did he find such a first class yat at Flux?

Guy #2: Ah mate, it's cos he was Seagullin' again, standard.

Guy #1: Haha standard Seagull.

Seagulling 

When you whack off and cum in your hand, then you run up to someone, slap them in the face with your salty hand and shout "Seagulled!"
I sure do love seagulling. Matt seagulled me and now my cheek feels so fertile.

seagullizing 

causing a girl to "ka" like a seagull. this usually takes place during a heaving make-out or oral sex.
Mr. Field got excited when he heard the sounds of his buddy seagullizing a lady friend.

Seagulling 

When watching others have sex in a car, you wank off and spunk on the wind screen then run away.
I was walking through a car park and saw a couple getting it on, I had no choice really. A bit of seagulling was in order so I knocked one out and seagulled them!!!
Seagulling by KamMan April 16, 2013

seagulling 

Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling.

One person learns about two people that are going to have sex and works out the location of the aforementioned event. Then he gathers as many guys as possible and packs them into the room where it's going to take place. The guys hide in cupboards, behind curtains - basically, wherever there is a place to hide. Then when the couple look like they're about to finish, everyone runs out and ejaculates all over them and then proceeds to run around them, flapping their arms like birds and making seagull noises.
Mike's friends thought seagulling on him and Susan would be great fun, so they all hid until the time was right.
seagulling by mynameislucy July 8, 2005

Seagulling 

When there are lines of drugs available, it's not your turn, but everyone is talking too much shit to realise it's there.

It is 100% acceptable to swoop in and and do their line, as long as you make the noise "CAAAAAAAAWWW!" beforehand.
"Mate ,did he just do my line?!"

"Yeah, he went seagulling. Tough shit"
Seagulling by Dangle Dude July 2, 2017