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Space Mask

If someone is being a TOTAL gimp, you can give them a space mask! this refers to the process of them being such a gimp, that they are wearing a gimp mask that came from space! One can apply this mask to them by pointing to the sky, and making a "shhhhh" noise to simulate the mask approaching their face. you finish applying by facing your palm to their face and saying " hrrrrrrrr " or just " BOOOM " simulating the mask hitting there face, or indeed, several masks, depending on the level of their gimpdom.

Wearers can avoid being hit by the mask, if they are familiar with the process of a space mask, if they simulate the motion of batting it away with a Mask bat. ( the same way you would hit a baseball ) if they can " bat " the mask away before the applicator has simulated the mask actually hitting their face, then the applicator must recieve the space mask.
Boy 1: i just did SOO much drugs
Boy 2: hey, look in the sky * points to sky * shhhhhhh
Boy 1: what, i cant see anything?
Boy 2: * faces palm to boy 1's face * HRRRRRRR!!!!
Boy 1: oooh fuck ive been masked up!

or in some cases

Boy 1: I just did SOOOO much drugs
Boy 2: Hey, look in the sky * points to sky * shhhhhhhh
Boy 1: * grips bad, and smashes the space mask as it approaches *
Boyy 2: Oh fuck sake! now ive got the space mask
Space Mask by Giuseppe Mask November 16, 2009
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Iranian Spacemask 

A variation on the Arabian Goggles: the nutsack is placed gently on the recipient’s eye sockets, but instead of dotting the receiver's forehead, the asshole is used to cover their mouth like the breathing apparatus of a spacesuit.
There was no oxygen at that altitude so they were forced to use Iranian Spacemasks.

spacemark 

Those spacemarks are really cool!
spacemark by Pablo Pathecken October 9, 2018
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
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