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Southwestern University 

Extremely small, gorgeous university in the suburbs of Austin, Texas. Popular location for the studies of spoiled, well-maintained, rich kids. With approximately 3 girls for each guy enrolled, Southwestern University is an excellent school for less-then attractive rich boys to flash their cash and get laid, while forcing the very attractive females to adjust their standards. With such a small student body, and huge girl-guy ratio, the dating pool is inevitably inter-crossed between friends, ex’s and drunken hookups from the previous Wednesday of skanky fraternity partying. An excellent choice for the “daddy’s girl” and the “tool” guy who needs a fraternity to fit into. All-in-all, students are very happy with their lives while at Southwestern.
Father: “Honey, time to choose where you want to go to college”
Daughter: “I already know I want to go to Southwestern University!”
Father: “GREAT, a small school, very sheltered, you’ll like it.”
Daughter: “Yes, but can I have a new BMW 5-series, Prada purse, and your credit card… just so I can fit in?”
Father: “AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!”
Southwestern University by ride 'em October 23, 2005

Nova Southeastern University 

A private research university in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida. It was formed by the merger of Nova University of Advanced Technology and the Southeastern University of Health Sciences. It is classified as a first-tier research university by the Florida Legislature. It has the only colleges of optometry and dental medicine in South Florida. It is considered one of the most diverse colleges in America.

Nova Southeastern University 

A really nice University with an equally nicely funded student body. Not only is our campus stunning, check out the students. A typical Nova student is white, tan, blonde, rocking Prada sunglasses, a Gucci belt, and Birkenstocks and a polo. Some of the richest kids around the country, even more so around the world. Some of the wealthiest offspring in the world come here to Nova, representing over 90 countries and 50 states. Everyone comes from money, and they make sure you know it, too. Kids drive the most absurd cars, BMW’s, Audi’s, Caddy’s, Mercedes, Bentley’s, Maserati’s, Ferrari’s you name it. Everyone has either a yacht, private jet, a condo or beach house in Deerfield or Palm Beach or another house in Connecticut , New York or some Caribbean Island. Nova life is like living on an exclusive resort or country club. Where else can you sit in a hammock under a palm tree by the side of one of the lakes on campus? A typical day at Nova would consist of waking up so the housekeepers can clean the dorms, go shopping with mommy or daddy’s AMEX, drink an excessive amount of alcohol, and party all night in Downtown Fort Lauderdale, Las Olas or South Beach.
Nova Southeastern University President is sometimes chaufferd in a Phantom.

Nova Southeastern University 

A shitty school.
Nova Southeastern University is horrible...

South Western Oklahoma state University 

1. A University in the middle of nowhere.
2. Location of a great music department, specifically music education.
3. Home of the BullDogs
SWOSU Owns you!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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