man + moisturizer. A face product marketed to manly men and metrosexuals who want to moisturize their face while still maintaining a modicum of their masculinity.
A: Your face looks so smooth and glowing, Bruno!
B: Oh, Thanks! My man-sturizer has been working wonders!
Holy smokes. A person without any trust issues whatsoever. Very kind and selfless, will bring you snacks if you ask him nicely. Sourideth never hesitates to show you one of his dank-ass memes depicting his weid but sympatheic humour. An outstanding human being, which one can be grateful to call their friend.
Example:
Person 1: ,,hi sourideth''
Sourideth: ,,holy moly''
Sourideth was contemplating wether to cut his wild mane and defy being in his reckless twenties or to keep it and ask himself where he could be in life if he had a civil hairstyle.