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A sycotic rare species of twidget a form of (dwarf and midget).This blood thirsty beast who kills small animals it is said that he has one eyebrow with gigantic bald patch on his head..the distinct difference between a friendly Sophank and a bad@$$ is the chode located on the lower back just below the spinal tail the purpose is still unknown to man. These creatures dwell in very low numbers usually under small bridges and abandoned caverns. It is said that these beasts are trainable and can be great house hold slaves.
omg i ran into a sophank today, thank gosh i didnt have my dog with me though, he wudda torn that motha fucka the fuc up!!! DaANG!
Sophank by SOPHANK October 9, 2007
Words you can keep
A relationship that is just so-fun! You can say two friends are in a Sophan if they're more than friends but not dating, just in between, being so fun.
Boy: Hey I like you but don't want to date you..
Girl: Well we can just be in a Sophan! That way we can just be in a complicated but fun ship!
Boy: Sounds like it's so-fun!
Sophan by LordeBroldemort September 9, 2014
A Sentient or Sapient being. Particularly one which travels amongst and colonizes star systems. It's root suggests the word means: beings with the ability to communicate creatively, ala Sophistry.
The Vargr pirate barked an objection at the notion that prey species, such as the K'kree, qualified as Sophant beings...never mind that they colonized numerous worlds.
Sophant by Hecateus October 6, 2003
A way of giving your thanks, gratitude, and affection when someone does something that worth making you say thanks for. It can be used at any given time, place, situation, and setting. It could also mean to spank someone, whether they've been bad, or naughty bad.... mmmmmm. It could also be used in a gangsta form, sphanksta. It's for douche bags who's too sphanksta to say gangsta.
Hey Daisy, sphanks for the blowjob the other day, I really needed that.

Wahhh i dont wanna get sphanked, it hurts like a mo' fucker'

Ohh yea baby sphank me harder harder, YES.

Jim: Yo ma nigga Joey, whachu be doin' up this late at night?

Corey: Why is he talking like that?
Joey: I don't know, I think he thinks he too spanksta, when he's just a rich white-boy douche bag that lives in Brooklyn.
Sphank by Geramikhail August 2, 2011
Hecateus spells sophont as sophant, making me wonder if he's actually read the Traveller rules where it originates.
sophant by aramis erak September 25, 2012
A term for a pair of extremely scandalous secret lovers. Said lovers meet up in secret and have serious sex on fire then call it quites when the morning light penetrates the shadows of the crime scene
Did you hear about what they did? Typical sophan behavior. She called it monopoly but she was playing more than just the board game (if you know what I mean)
sophan by FantasticalityReincarnate September 13, 2014

sophanit 

Sophanit is a girl who is very shy at first but when you get to know her she’s the opposite. She has no problem getting into fights and she always wins them so you better not fight with her. You don’t like her at first but when you get to know her she will be you best friend! She is very curvy so every guy watches her when she walks by!
Guy: oh damn who’s that girl?
Girl: Ugh, it is Sophanit
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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