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Somerset, MA

a middle class suburban town in southeastern mass. it is a god forsaken place that is infested with wiggers and guido wanna-bes. the schools are filled with pretty much all white kids that listen to shitty music like lil wayne justin bieber, lady gaga, eminem (who is actually kinda ok but his douchebaggery outweighs music quality) kid cudi or whatever the guys name is and and a bunch of other shitty "rappers" with retarded names. there are only a few holdouts who refuse to give in and partake with the sheep. im one of the few if you couldnt already tell. im 13 and in 8th grade and i cant wait to leave. when im an adult, ill do everything in my power to prevent my kid from becoming one of the faceless sheep.
the "good times" in Somerset, MA are rare and dont last very long

Somerset Massachusetts

The shitiest town you have ever been to, if I had to rate it on yelp I would give it -5 stars. The people are fake, snobby, and close minded. There is no diversity or jobs. Everyone pretends to be rich but they are poor and live in McMansions. It is seemingly forever aways from everything like Boston and providence. The town architecture is amazing though, with glorious cooling towers and beautiful abandon power plants. 1/2 the houses overlook the highway and the school system sucks as much as the polluted river the town sits next to and praises. I learned nothing in the school system because I was put into sped classes because there was no more room in the high level classes because 1/2 the kids parents call into the school to get their kids into higher classes, but I just call those kids “call in’s”. If you are stuck in this shitty town like I was I recommend applying for diman or Bristol Aggie.
Hey have you been to Somerset Massachusetts because I heard it’s real shitty.
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