Somak

A really cool guy who was once your average man, but now a cool God with like 500+ kids to take care of. It's an amazing character made by a really neat boi called "Aeroti" or "Mikey." Somak has been in lots of relationships, he's crazy powerful, but he's also pretty gay.
Yeah.
But he's cool.

Person A: "Hey, is that Somak?"
Person B: "Oh yeah, it is! Hey Somak!"
Somak: "I have 500+ kids to take care of hold on---"

by nikki.stylo April 1, 2019

somaia

A Turkish Syrian girl who any guy could ever ask for, she’s smart, funny and easy to hang with. She has a good sense of humor and understands sarcasm well enough, somaia and the kitchen don’t go well. So if you ever get a chance to meet/date a somaia do it like she’s the only thing on earth. I bet you won’t regret knowing a somaia ever.

Somaia is like a sun, she shines bright but doesn’t get you burnt!

by Ukanyt February 18, 2020

soaking wet pussy

This is the result of a cat bath or rain.

Muffy was out in the rain and became a soaking wet pussy!

by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2020

Soaking Tent

When a guy cums before he even removes any clothing, thus rendering him with a "soaking tent"

Ben: I'm so content

Jayne: Don't get too content

(30 seconds later)

Ben: Can you excuse me, I need to use the bathroom. It appears that I have pitched a soaking tent

by gonzo89cb September 19, 2009

Soak Zone

The area in a woman's nether region aka Pussy that when she gets overly excited, becomes moist and wet with anticipation of sexual activity. Also, a name for an amusement/water park located several miles outside of Pittsburgh, PA.

When the woman saw Ryan's New Mustang while he was filling up at the local gas station, her SOAK ZONE started dripping and was ready for action!

by Derpitron (aka Team Soakerz) October 30, 2013

Soak

Soaking is when the penis enters the vagina, but once it has entered, it remains stationary, much like a tampon. This is a loophole used by individuals trying to maintain their virginity, but still looking to get sexual pleasure. Soaking is popular with religious students where pre-marital sex is against the code of conduct.

My girl is one of those religious bitches, all she will let me do is soak.

by PathfinderMain January 9, 2020

Shit Soak

n. 1. One who is such a colossal ass that he absorbs the traits of assholery by which he is surrounded.
2. A person so lame that he adopts the ambient lameness by sporting such articles as a trucker hat, skinny jeans, seven o'clock shadow, or any variation of the tribal tattoo.

poseur asshandle moron plebe wannabe newb
charlie

Check that shit soak across the way with his suede Pumas and wallet chain! Let's judge him harshly.

by maestro41 April 16, 2010