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A really cool guy who was once your average man, but now a cool God with like 500+ kids to take care of. It's an amazing character made by a really neat boi called "Aeroti" or "Mikey." Somak has been in lots of relationships, he's crazy powerful, but he's also pretty gay.
Yeah.
But he's cool.
Person A: "Hey, is that Somak?"
Person B: "Oh yeah, it is! Hey Somak!"
Somak: "I have 500+ kids to take care of hold on---"
Somak by nikki.stylo April 1, 2019
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A Turkish Syrian girl who any guy could ever ask for, she’s smart, funny and easy to hang with. She has a good sense of humor and understands sarcasm well enough, somaia and the kitchen don’t go well. So if you ever get a chance to meet/date a somaia do it like she’s the only thing on earth. I bet you won’t regret knowing a somaia ever.
Somaia is like a sun, she shines bright but doesn’t get you burnt!
somaia by Ukanyt February 18, 2020
Related Words
somakshi • Somak • Somaka Vittal • Somaki • Soaking • soak • soaked • smake • Soaker • smak

soaking wet pussy 

This is the result of a cat bath or rain.
Muffy was out in the rain and became a soaking wet pussy!
soaking wet pussy by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2020

Soaking Tent 

When a guy cums before he even removes any clothing, thus rendering him with a "soaking tent"
Ben: I'm so content

Jayne: Don't get too content

(30 seconds later)

Ben: Can you excuse me, I need to use the bathroom. It appears that I have pitched a soaking tent
Soaking Tent by gonzo89cb September 19, 2009

Soak Zone 

The area in a woman's nether region aka Pussy that when she gets overly excited, becomes moist and wet with anticipation of sexual activity. Also, a name for an amusement/water park located several miles outside of Pittsburgh, PA.
When the woman saw Ryan's New Mustang while he was filling up at the local gas station, her SOAK ZONE started dripping and was ready for action!
Soaking is when the penis enters the vagina, but once it has entered, it remains stationary, much like a tampon. This is a loophole used by individuals trying to maintain their virginity, but still looking to get sexual pleasure. Soaking is popular with religious students where pre-marital sex is against the code of conduct.
My girl is one of those religious bitches, all she will let me do is soak.
Soak by PathfinderMain January 9, 2020

Shit Soak 

n. 1. One who is such a colossal ass that he absorbs the traits of assholery by which he is surrounded.
2. A person so lame that he adopts the ambient lameness by sporting such articles as a trucker hat, skinny jeans, seven o'clock shadow, or any variation of the tribal tattoo.

poseur asshandle moron plebe wannabe newb
charlie
Check that shit soak across the way with his suede Pumas and wallet chain! Let's judge him harshly.
Shit Soak by maestro41 April 16, 2010
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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