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When a man removes the slimy hair clog and proceeds to wank it using the slimy ball of hair as lubricant.
Thomas was in the shower when he felt the need to give himself a Soggy Ewok. So, he reached down into the shower drain and pulled out the slimy clog.
by Lukus L June 28, 2007
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