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soft war 

State of War between Putin's Russia and US which aims prevention of third world war on a new level
Russians lost in cold war in order to win in soft war I think, we are in era of soft war now...isn't it?
soft war by carusel_man April 16, 2014

Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm 

This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.
"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"

Software Update 

This slang mostly common in Pakistan. This is mostly attributed to the people who were once arrested by Pakistan's establishment for being anti-state who later became pro-state after release.
Software Update by Narrator007 January 23, 2022

You make my software into hardware 

A nerdy pick up line that tells someone they are sexually aroused upon seeing them. It's a nerdy boner. Normally used when a nerd sees an incredibly hot slut (Because all nerds go for sluts)

Your penis becoming from a device that is within the interior of the computer, to a device that can be inserted into any computer. They are not however, immune to virus (atleast not until the idick comes out.)
Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "My computer isn't working"
Nerd: "Why?"

Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "It says I need to insert some hardware into my mainframe in order to update the software on this computer."
Nerd: "Well I can help you with that"
Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "You have the right hardware?"
Nerd: "You make my software into hardware"
Incredibly hot slutty bitch: "Like, WHAT???"

free software

Free software does NOT mean that you do not have to pay to get it. Free software is a matter of freedom, not price. In order for software to be free, users must be able to run, copy, distribute (with a fee or without a fee), study, change and improve the software.

Do not confuse free software with open source software. Although they are very similar, the philosophy behind them is different. Free software is about ethics and open source software is about being practical.
It's pretty amazing that so many people illegally use proprietary software as if it was free software. Why don't they just use free software and avoid legal issues?
free software by a thing June 26, 2005

Software Crackers

Beautiful people. Software crackers are those that in most cases produce cracks, keygens and patches for the latest and greatest proprietary software. They understand the risks and are aware they break the law, but they do so for the greater good, meaning programs such as Adobe Photoshop and Microsoft Office are available for torrent. One should always pay for software if given the chance, but... who's got £150+ for a digital office suite?
Software crackers mean that i can get all the software i need for my school coursework without having to fork out money i can't afford to do so.
Software Crackers by FirmWare July 18, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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