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Soft Day 

Any day that has an airport, from which you text-message a person you once loved, and they write back, after 40 minutes: "Wow. Safe travels." And, feeling stupid, you stare out at the Manhattan skyline, observing how the Empire State Building is both absorbed into the silver gelatin sky and periodically released by it, when the gold light floods the sky just after dawn. Clouds. Newark. The feeling that you are about to get on a plane and travel in the opposite direction to what the heart wants. That kind of bittersweet melancholy and imperfect nutrition -- you've just ordered a fruit salad that seems to be fermenting in it's plastic tub -- constitutes the soft day with no misgivings, but a profound inability to think things through.
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Soft tacos day 

in 11/30 its soft tacos day after pariticipating in kiss a furry day you are forced to participate in soft tacos day and even if you didnt participate you still can!
"Hey dude its soft tacos day"
"yay"
Soft tacos day by Merkip November 30, 2021

International Men With Soft Hands Day 

On the 10th of March of every year, there is held a celebration for men with soft hands
Happy International Men with Soft Hands day my G's !

National Soft Hat Appreciation Day 

“Dude, it’s October 14!” “So?” “So, it’s National Soft Hat Appreciation Day!” “Oh, good thing I brought my lucky Russian hat!”