Sociocock

Similar to a sociodick, but 10 times worse; A highly successful person who's lazy to the extreme and has total inability to follow through with anything. They think only of themselves and always blame others for mistakes they've made. They have an utter disregard for any and all rules and are pathological liars. They never feel guilt or learn from even the most severe punishments.

This sociocock wants to build a border wall.

Sociocock by Sociocock December 11, 2018

Socioshock

A vegetative state that many teenage children find themselves in after being deprived of a cellular device for prolonged periods of time. May also result from lack of 'Myspacing' or 'Facebooking'

Laura: *grrbalghgb*
Michelle: Oh shit, Laura is going into Socioshock! Quick somebody get her a texting!!!

Socioshock by m3ta February 14, 2009

sockcock

ones cock with in a sock to masturbate...

some guy-"dood use a tissue!!!"

other dood-"hell no t3h s0ck > j00!"

sockcock by Anthony Askew October 16, 2004

Sociodick 

A person who's lazy and can't follow through with anything. They think mainly of themselves and often blame others for the things that they do. They have a complete disregard for rules and lie constantly. They seldom feel guilt or learn from punishments.

My co-worker is a complete sociodick, dropping the ball on a project only to throw me under the bus and put me on the hot seat.

Sociodick by chickenlittledee June 5, 2017